ROMANCE

Jan, 2000 - My AMUSING thoughts on that area:

Been there and done that!
Pen Pals and Friends are my limit!
I lost my MOJO - (See the Austin Powers movie!)
A lady is like an elephant, nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one!
See me when i am senile and you can have ANYTHING that you want!

Some other thoughts that i have heard of:

WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship! (I saw this on a bumper sticker!)

WANTED: HOT Gal with fancy red sports car. If interested please send picture of sports car!

Marriage isn't a word, it is a "SENTENCE!"

There are 3 rings to getting married.
1. The engagement ring
2. The wedding ring
3. SuffeRING!!!!

I can't wear a wedding ring as it cuts off my "circulation!"

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